THE CARDS HAVE SPOKEN

28 years later, the zombies are naked, emotional, and might just give you existential dread instead of heart palpitations—but don’t worry, there’s still a decapitation or two to spice things up!

Apostle sneaks up on you like a polite cultist… then drills your skull. Hope you're not squeamish!

Hereditary is like a slow-burning séance that secretly invites a demon into your living room…and then makes your nightmares apply for a restraining order.

Hugh Grant serving blueberry pie and theological dread—this one’s a faith-healing nightmare!

It Follows doesn’t need blood to make you look over your shoulder—it’s the most polite stalker you’ll ever fear.

This ghostly anthology is less about blood and more about the beauty of the bizarre—Kwaidan will haunt your retina before it terrifies your spine!

This spoof is more belly laugh than belly crawl—enjoy the absurd alien crop circles and cursed videotape without expecting to hide under the bed!

Sinners will bite at your soul, but in the most bluesy, blood-soaked way possible—a vampiric juke joint where music’s more spine‑tingling than the shadows

Kevin’s got 23 personalities—and they’re all out to freak you out. Hold onto your seat… or should I say seats?

You’ll remember to check under your bed… at least until the next Netflix binge!

When your possessed mirror is less scary than a Cabbage Patch Doll… maybe it’s time to hang up the crucifix—or just buy a better mirror!

Puritan paranoia and evil lurking in the woods—this one will have you double-checking your goat.

Warning: this couples therapy doubles as a full‑body saw—hope you like gross, gooey intimacy!

17 kids sprinting with their arms out is creepy enough to make even Josh Brolin say ‘Nope!’